Rules by Karla Kuskin

1.   Do not jump on ancient uncles.
2.   Do not yell at average mice.
3.   Do not wear a broom to breakfast.
4.   Do not ask a snake's advice.
5.   Do not bathe in chocolate pudding.
6.   Do not talk to bearded bears.
7.   Do not smoke cigars on sofas.
8.   Do not dance on velvet chairs.
9.   Do not take a whale to visit
10. Russell's mother's cousin's yacht.
11. And whatever else you do
12. It is better you
13. Do not.